1 00:00:00,617 --> 00:00:04,368 Everyone here knows that a murder was committed here this weekend. 2 00:00:04,451 --> 00:00:05,869 One of you knows who did it. 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,124 I am Sir Fearing Pangborn, the world's greatest tragedian. 4 00:00:12,584 --> 00:00:13,836 Great costume. 5 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:15,254 You look even dumber than me. 6 00:00:15,462 --> 00:00:17,965 I happen to be a famous genius from the '20s. 7 00:00:18,173 --> 00:00:21,635 "Is this a dagger which I see before me?" 8 00:00:24,179 --> 00:00:27,724 "All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players" 9 00:00:27,808 --> 00:00:29,017 Get down! 10 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,588 It wasn't the first time I'd been up all night, 11 00:01:39,713 --> 00:01:41,590 but it was one of the most rewarding. 12 00:01:41,673 --> 00:01:43,634 Forget the pain in the weary eyes, 13 00:01:43,717 --> 00:01:46,094 the cries for rest from the tired body, 14 00:01:46,178 --> 00:01:48,472 the screams of the totally drained mind, 15 00:01:48,555 --> 00:01:51,016 struggling to deal with one more clue. 16 00:01:51,099 --> 00:01:54,436 You don't sleep until a crime is solved. 17 00:01:55,479 --> 00:01:57,898 Because there's no greater satisfaction 18 00:01:58,023 --> 00:02:00,526 than finally putting head to pillow with the words: 19 00:02:00,609 --> 00:02:02,152 "Cases solved." 20 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:04,613 "Cases," plural. 21 00:02:04,821 --> 00:02:07,574 Six murders since early last night. 22 00:02:07,699 --> 00:02:09,159 I had watched the first annual 23 00:02:09,201 --> 00:02:11,662 KHKU Agatha Christie Film Festival 24 00:02:11,745 --> 00:02:15,958 in its entirety and had pegged five out of six murderers. 25 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,961 Agatha got the whole half-dozen. 26 00:02:19,461 --> 00:02:22,130 Goodnight, Miss Marple, wherever you are. 27 00:02:33,809 --> 00:02:35,102 Higgins. 28 00:02:40,399 --> 00:02:41,733 Higgins. 29 00:02:44,861 --> 00:02:47,573 - Higgins! - Magnum, good morning. 30 00:02:47,656 --> 00:02:50,993 I'm conducting my annual battle with the mongooses. 31 00:02:51,076 --> 00:02:52,536 Wretched creatures. 32 00:02:52,661 --> 00:02:55,205 The price of a perfect lawn is eternal vigilance. 33 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:57,624 Stop! Will you stop? 34 00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:01,086 Higgins, stop. It's 6:00 a.m. 35 00:03:01,169 --> 00:03:04,089 I haven't slept and you're doing more damage than the mongeese. 36 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:06,717 Mongooses. And you certainly can't sleep now. 37 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,552 In precisely one hour, the crew will be here 38 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:10,429 to roll the lawn good as new for the gala. 39 00:03:10,512 --> 00:03:11,847 Surely, you haven't forgotten? 40 00:03:11,972 --> 00:03:14,057 Robin's charity bash, how could I forget? 41 00:03:14,182 --> 00:03:17,144 Benefiting his favorite cause: A home for incorrigible boys. 42 00:03:17,227 --> 00:03:19,521 I'm sure you can identify with them. 43 00:03:19,771 --> 00:03:21,898 And what are you identifying with? 44 00:03:22,107 --> 00:03:23,567 The party theme, of course. 45 00:03:23,650 --> 00:03:25,944 Like the guests, we should come in costumes of the period 46 00:03:26,028 --> 00:03:29,031 for The Great Gatsby weekend, to be as inconspicuous as possible. 47 00:03:29,114 --> 00:03:32,284 Inconspicuous? Higgins, don't do that. Two of those could be dangerous. 48 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:34,369 This is their base station. 49 00:03:34,494 --> 00:03:37,706 And may I remind you that I am something of a demolitions expert? 50 00:03:37,873 --> 00:03:39,666 Did I ever tell you about the time in India 51 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:42,252 when Corky Boswick brought two untouchables to headquarters? 52 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:44,212 Tell me 20 yards from here! 53 00:03:47,716 --> 00:03:49,134 Strange. 54 00:03:50,135 --> 00:03:52,429 There appears to be some obstruction in the-- 55 00:04:00,187 --> 00:04:02,522 Bloody good shot. 56 00:04:09,613 --> 00:04:12,532 Three and four and one and two... 57 00:04:12,616 --> 00:04:15,077 A concussion from a croquet ball? 58 00:04:15,202 --> 00:04:19,373 Yeah, just a mild one but Doc Ibold has Higgins in bed for a few days, 59 00:04:19,456 --> 00:04:20,957 which sticks me with the Gatsby thing. 60 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,542 - Thanks, Jennifer. - What thing? 61 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:25,128 The Gatsby, you know, The Great Gatsby? 62 00:04:25,212 --> 00:04:26,755 The magician? 63 00:04:26,963 --> 00:04:31,051 No, Orville. The Great Gatsby was a book written by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 64 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:34,179 It's all about the idle rich of the '20s. 65 00:04:34,262 --> 00:04:38,016 Well, this is a '20s costume party for the idle rich of the '80s. 66 00:04:38,141 --> 00:04:40,268 You know, Robin's usual crowd. 67 00:04:40,686 --> 00:04:44,314 European royalty, writers, famous artists, 68 00:04:44,481 --> 00:04:45,941 couple of dancers. 69 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,609 Dancers. 70 00:04:47,693 --> 00:04:50,070 Dancers? Did you say dancers? I mean, what kind of dancers? 71 00:04:50,338 --> 00:04:53,699 Oh, I don't know. "Inez" somebody was one of them. 72 00:04:53,949 --> 00:04:56,702 - Inez Stuart? - Yeah, that's the one. 73 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:59,621 Oh, man, she was the greatest dancer 74 00:04:59,746 --> 00:05:01,415 of all times, I mean-- 75 00:05:01,456 --> 00:05:03,125 Anyway, with Higgins down, 76 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,585 I have to cover the party and miss 77 00:05:06,002 --> 00:05:08,088 the best Rainbow game of the season. 78 00:05:08,171 --> 00:05:10,382 So, who wants them, guys? Half price. 79 00:05:10,966 --> 00:05:12,592 Just hold on. 80 00:05:12,676 --> 00:05:16,513 Look, you can't cover all of Higgins' bases by yourself. 81 00:05:16,596 --> 00:05:18,598 Especially with that ritzy crowd, 82 00:05:18,682 --> 00:05:20,976 I mean, Orville and I will be glad to help you. Right? 83 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,187 What? No, T.C. You're not interested in Thomas' workload. 84 00:05:24,354 --> 00:05:26,189 You just want to meet this tutu type. 85 00:05:26,273 --> 00:05:28,942 That's fine. I will take the basketball tickets. 86 00:05:29,651 --> 00:05:31,570 Very funny, Thomas! 87 00:05:31,695 --> 00:05:33,739 These tickets are from last year's game! 88 00:05:33,822 --> 00:05:36,491 Oh, come on, guys. It's for a real worthy cause: 89 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:38,076 A home for incorrigible boys. 90 00:05:38,368 --> 00:05:40,996 Sorry, Thomas. But I'm doing social work tonight. 91 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,540 - With an incorrigible girl. - Cute. 92 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:46,418 Cuddly and blonde and... 93 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:47,919 bye. 94 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:50,922 Come on, Thomas. Forget about Orville, we don't need him. 95 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:52,966 I can help you with this plainclothes stuff, 96 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:55,135 especially for a chance to meet Inez Stuart. 97 00:05:55,343 --> 00:05:59,264 No plainclothes. Come dressed as a famous person from the '20s. 98 00:06:00,056 --> 00:06:01,349 What? Like who? 99 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:03,268 Hey, wait a minute, who are you going to be? 100 00:06:03,477 --> 00:06:04,936 Bye, guy. 101 00:06:09,024 --> 00:06:10,567 Inez Stuart. 102 00:06:11,234 --> 00:06:14,070 I had four hours to cover all of Higgins' bases. 103 00:06:14,154 --> 00:06:16,156 At least, according to Plan A. 104 00:06:16,359 --> 00:06:19,117 So there were a few early arrivals. No panic. 105 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:20,911 I had chefs to cook, 106 00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:24,414 servants to serve, and T.C. to cover security. 107 00:06:24,498 --> 00:06:27,292 All I had to do was smile quietly at these 108 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:29,961 sedate sophisticates and stay awake. 109 00:06:30,086 --> 00:06:31,421 Cakewalk. 110 00:06:45,977 --> 00:06:47,229 Excuse me! 111 00:06:48,522 --> 00:06:49,815 Excuse me! 112 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:54,277 You the caterers? Just kidding. 113 00:06:54,402 --> 00:06:56,112 I beg your pardon? 114 00:06:57,739 --> 00:07:00,367 - What's going on here? - A duel. 115 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:02,911 Well, I can see that. Who are they? 116 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:06,540 Douglas Fairbanks and John Barrymore. 117 00:07:15,632 --> 00:07:17,592 Three deaths to one. 118 00:07:18,051 --> 00:07:19,845 John Barrymore leads. 119 00:07:21,555 --> 00:07:25,267 They're just acting out their Gatsby roles 120 00:07:25,392 --> 00:07:28,395 until someone explains why we're here and why nothing's ready. 121 00:07:28,603 --> 00:07:30,230 I'm Archer Hayes. 122 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:33,066 I was going to be Picasso for the weekend, but... 123 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,609 You must be Higgins. 124 00:07:34,818 --> 00:07:36,278 No, Thomas Magnum. 125 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:38,238 Higgins is temporarily indisposed 126 00:07:38,321 --> 00:07:40,782 and nothing is ready because you're all early. 127 00:07:40,991 --> 00:07:42,742 No one was supposed to be here until 2:00. 128 00:07:42,826 --> 00:07:46,246 The invitation reads 9:00 a.m. 129 00:07:47,372 --> 00:07:50,333 Robin's secretary was kind enough to invite us in 130 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:52,294 and point us in the direction of the bar. 131 00:07:52,502 --> 00:07:54,212 She's here? What's she doing here? 132 00:07:54,337 --> 00:07:56,131 Robin's in Greece, finishing a novel. 133 00:07:56,214 --> 00:08:00,010 Oh, she informed us that he is writing, but not in Greece. 134 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,887 He's upstairs. 135 00:08:02,554 --> 00:08:05,932 Far too busy to greet his guests. 136 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,602 Excuse me. 137 00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:15,692 Guys, could I get through? Thanks! 138 00:08:16,735 --> 00:08:18,862 Now, be careful please. 139 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,494 Excuse me. 140 00:08:33,239 --> 00:08:36,922 - It's all right. She's my wife. - Oh, I am. No kidding. 141 00:08:37,714 --> 00:08:39,299 Great costume. 142 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,136 - This isn't a costume. - Really? 143 00:08:43,345 --> 00:08:44,471 You wear that shirt in public? 144 00:08:44,721 --> 00:08:46,056 Nolan. 145 00:08:46,306 --> 00:08:48,266 - I'm F. Scott Fitzgerald. - Thomas Magnum. 146 00:08:48,391 --> 00:08:51,519 - And this is my wife, Zelda. - Yes, for the weekend, anyway. 147 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:54,105 Oh, I don't mean I'm his wife for the weekend. 148 00:08:54,189 --> 00:08:56,775 I mean, we're Scott and Zelda for the weekend and-- 149 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:58,693 - I got it. - Yeah, some weekend. 150 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:01,154 You know, we don't even know which rooms we're supposed to be in. 151 00:09:01,363 --> 00:09:03,657 There's been a slight mix-up, but I'm gonna take care of that right now. 152 00:09:03,907 --> 00:09:05,575 I hope to hell so. 153 00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:07,031 So do I. 154 00:09:07,369 --> 00:09:09,037 Please tell me you're Magnum. 155 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,247 Please tell me what's going on. 156 00:09:11,665 --> 00:09:14,000 May I speak to you in private? 157 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,256 Hey, give Robin a message from Nolan Atherton. 158 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,842 Even for him, this is pretty lousy treatment. 159 00:09:22,968 --> 00:09:24,844 I mean, for a $10,000 donation each, 160 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:27,180 he should at least be willing to come out and talk to his guests! 161 00:09:27,263 --> 00:09:30,058 Magnum, where have you been? I have been looking everywhere for you. 162 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:31,851 - Where's Higgins? - Wait a minute, wait. 163 00:09:31,935 --> 00:09:33,269 You mean, Robin is really-- 164 00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:35,355 I'm Valerie Kane, his new assistant. 165 00:09:35,605 --> 00:09:37,107 Oh, what happened to the funny little lady 166 00:09:37,232 --> 00:09:39,401 - with the support stockings? - Lousy shorthand. 167 00:09:39,526 --> 00:09:42,278 Magnum, please, you've got to do something about all these VIPs. 168 00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:44,489 - I've been going crazy-- - I'm gonna straighten it out. 169 00:09:44,572 --> 00:09:47,409 I'll straighten it out. I just wanna talk to Robin first. 170 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:49,703 Are you serious, with that sign on the door? 171 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:58,211 But... 172 00:09:59,462 --> 00:10:00,880 This is an emergency. 173 00:10:01,006 --> 00:10:02,841 Did anybody tell him about Higgins' accident? 174 00:10:02,924 --> 00:10:05,468 - That he got a concussion? - No one told us anything. 175 00:10:05,552 --> 00:10:09,139 The Athertons arrived at the gate about two hours ago and then the others. 176 00:10:09,222 --> 00:10:10,974 But Robin said not to bother him with it, 177 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:12,934 that you and Higgins would take care of everything. 178 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:15,979 The Athertons. Scott and Zelda, right? 179 00:10:16,479 --> 00:10:19,566 Magnum, don't you know your guests by their real names? 180 00:10:19,691 --> 00:10:22,402 Nolan Atherton is this week's best-selling novelist. 181 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,654 I know who they are, I did my homework. 182 00:10:24,738 --> 00:10:27,532 I just didn't know they'd get here five hours early, that's all. 183 00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:30,160 You're responsible for a lot of famous people here. 184 00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,203 This is one of the biggest social events of the season. 185 00:10:32,454 --> 00:10:35,582 I know that! So why is Robin in there instead of downstairs? 186 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:39,669 Please. Not right now. He's on a roll. 187 00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:41,463 He'll understand. This is important. 188 00:10:41,588 --> 00:10:43,131 So is his book. 189 00:10:43,298 --> 00:10:45,717 He's had a big block on this new novel for weeks. 190 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:48,470 Then this morning on the plane it all came together for him. 191 00:10:48,595 --> 00:10:50,722 But at the moment, the only thing on his mind 192 00:10:50,805 --> 00:10:52,432 is meeting his deadline. 193 00:10:52,682 --> 00:10:55,643 I will tell him about the accident the minute he buzzes me. 194 00:10:55,769 --> 00:10:57,020 You won't forget? 195 00:10:58,063 --> 00:10:59,564 I promise. 196 00:11:07,489 --> 00:11:09,449 Oh, and, Magnum, 197 00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,452 why don't you call me Valerie? 198 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,204 Miss Kane sounds like you're addressing 199 00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:16,498 that funny little lady with the support stockings. 200 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,167 You'll let me know as soon as you talk-- 201 00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:22,837 To Robin. Excuse me. 202 00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:24,089 Excuse me. 203 00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:29,385 "Since I am crept in favor with myself, 204 00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:32,388 I will maintain me at some little cost 205 00:11:33,098 --> 00:11:35,266 Shine out, fair sun, 206 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:37,352 - till I have found a glass--" - Higgins! 207 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,646 And here I always take a dramatic pause, 208 00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:41,064 and a deep breath. 209 00:11:41,147 --> 00:11:44,776 "That I may see my shadow as I pass" 210 00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:50,198 Higgins, cut it out! The playacting is for the guests. 211 00:11:50,365 --> 00:11:51,533 Higgins? 212 00:11:51,658 --> 00:11:54,452 My ignorant lad, that was Richard III. 213 00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:57,288 G.B. Shaw begged me to do the Pygmalion role, 214 00:11:57,372 --> 00:12:00,041 but, of course, I've no time for comedy. 215 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:02,669 Higgins, come on. Stop kidding around and get back to bed! 216 00:12:02,877 --> 00:12:05,088 Back! Back, rogue! 217 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:08,216 "Onward for God, England and Saint George!" 218 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:12,137 Fearing, darling, that was wonderful. 219 00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:13,972 Wait a minute. Fearing? 220 00:12:14,055 --> 00:12:16,266 Even a resident of these backward islands 221 00:12:16,349 --> 00:12:18,351 must know this profile. 222 00:12:19,394 --> 00:12:21,563 I am Sir Fearing Pangborn, 223 00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:24,274 the world's greatest tragedian, 224 00:12:24,941 --> 00:12:26,526 on continuous tour. 225 00:12:36,327 --> 00:12:38,997 And that, my friends, is three deaths to two! 226 00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:42,917 "Come, for the third, Laertes; you but dally 227 00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:45,920 I pray you, pass with your best violence 228 00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:48,339 I am afeard you make a wanton of me 229 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:51,467 - How does the Queen?" - The Queen, Higgins? 230 00:12:51,593 --> 00:12:53,052 "O, villainy! 231 00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:55,889 Ho! let the door be lock'd Treachery!" 232 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,482 Brilliant performance, 233 00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:08,818 but exhausting. 234 00:13:21,414 --> 00:13:25,001 - Rick, you look so cute. - I look stupid. 235 00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:27,420 You don't look stupid. 236 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,881 I just don't know why you decided to come as Adolf Hitler. 237 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,633 He wasn't that well known in the '20s. 238 00:13:31,716 --> 00:13:33,593 I'm Charlie Chaplin. 239 00:13:33,843 --> 00:13:37,388 Hey, man, I was just joking. Where's your sense of humor? 240 00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:39,349 I seem to have lost it about an hour ago 241 00:13:39,432 --> 00:13:42,727 when Thomas called and insisted that he needed us again! 242 00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:44,562 I do. This is serious, guys! 243 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,522 Uh-huh. 244 00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:49,609 Higgins running around in a curtain doing Shakespeare's greatest hits. 245 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:52,646 He's a sick man, T.C. He could've killed that guy. 246 00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:53,988 Okay, okay. 247 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:56,032 Who are you supposed to be, anyway? Othello? 248 00:13:56,115 --> 00:13:57,617 Othello? 249 00:13:58,117 --> 00:14:01,621 Paul Robeson did not get his role in Othello until the '40s. 250 00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:05,041 - I am the Emperor Jones. - Oh. 251 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:11,464 What? 252 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:14,342 I feel much better. You look even dumber than me. 253 00:14:15,134 --> 00:14:18,096 I happen to be a famous genius from the '20s. 254 00:14:19,138 --> 00:14:20,431 Thomas Edison? 255 00:14:21,057 --> 00:14:22,684 Dashiell Hammett. 256 00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:26,187 Dashiell, the guy who wrote Sam Spade, he put shoe polish on his head? 257 00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:31,526 He wrote The Maltese Falcon and he was famous for his white hair. 258 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,737 I did the best I could. I'm glad you guys find this so amusing. 259 00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:36,656 We got a real security problem here. 260 00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:38,866 I thought I could count on you guys to help. 261 00:14:38,992 --> 00:14:40,910 We're going to help. 262 00:14:41,077 --> 00:14:43,913 No, no, really, really, we are going to help. 263 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,125 Are you through? 264 00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:53,840 Now, there are two guests in particular I need you to keep an eye on. 265 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,467 - Inez Stuart? - No. 266 00:14:56,676 --> 00:15:00,596 Lady Cynthia Warrington-Stout is wearing over $1 million in diamonds 267 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,433 and Archer Hayes is following her around all the time. 268 00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:06,311 - Who is Archer Hayes? - That's what I'd like to know. 269 00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:09,188 Everybody else on the guest list is famous, but him. 270 00:15:09,272 --> 00:15:12,275 He's dressed like Picasso. So just watch him, okay? 271 00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:15,028 What's that star for? 272 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,197 Fearing Pangborn. 273 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,285 - Oh, my God. - Fearing! 274 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:24,787 Fearing? Fearing what? 275 00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:26,164 - Magnum. - Higgins. 276 00:15:26,247 --> 00:15:30,001 What on earth is going on? And why are Rick and T.C. in costume? 277 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,004 Sorry, Higgins, but we've got to go. 278 00:15:33,338 --> 00:15:35,298 Don't want Cynthia to lose the family jewels. 279 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:36,924 Just a moment, why are you in costume? 280 00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:40,011 - Thomas will explain everything. - I certainly hope so. 281 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:43,598 Magnum, surely you didn't have the audacity to invite them to the Gatsby Gala. 282 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,099 Mr. Masters would be furious. 283 00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:46,809 They're here to lend me a hand while you're sick. 284 00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,519 And you are. You should be in bed. 285 00:15:48,603 --> 00:15:50,855 If you're referring to the unfortunate incident with the explosives, 286 00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:53,107 my most serious wound is simple embarrassment. 287 00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:55,109 - Otherwise, I'm fine. - No, you don't understand. 288 00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:57,362 Fine, except for the fact that you've left me in a most 289 00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,197 delicate and difficult situation. 290 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,158 Why in heaven's name didn't you notify me when the guests arrived early? 291 00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:04,160 Well, why in heaven's name didn't you tell me 292 00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:05,953 they were arriving early in the first place? 293 00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:07,580 How would I know? 294 00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:11,292 It's the prerogative of the rich to arrive when and if they see fit. 295 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,170 Then you didn't send out revised invitations? 296 00:16:14,253 --> 00:16:16,214 Magnum, I'm very busy placating the guests. 297 00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,216 Now, will you please send Rick and T.C. away 298 00:16:18,299 --> 00:16:21,344 and assume the character of a reasonably competent security person? 299 00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,513 Only you and I will know you're acting. 300 00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:31,437 What on earth have you done to your hair? You look ridiculous. 301 00:16:31,646 --> 00:16:33,439 I'm Dashiell Hammett! 302 00:16:35,775 --> 00:16:39,779 Magnum, in the '20s, Hammett had very white, very distinguished sideburns. 303 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:42,865 His hair was not laminated. 304 00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:48,246 If you want to look authentic, I suggest you remove that goop and start over. 305 00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:21,446 Miss Stuart? Miss Stuart? 306 00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:23,197 Yes? 307 00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:25,741 Miss Inez Stuart. 308 00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,329 I'm Paul Robeson. 309 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:34,000 Well, in that case, I am Josephine Baker. 310 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,878 Oh, no, no, you're definitely Inez. 311 00:17:37,003 --> 00:17:39,714 Look, Miss Stuart, I... 312 00:17:39,922 --> 00:17:42,216 My sister, my twin sister... 313 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,386 Yeah, she was one of your biggest fans when you were dancing 314 00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:47,972 and I was just wondering if you... 315 00:17:50,183 --> 00:17:52,643 - What's your sister's name? - T.C. 316 00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:59,400 That's short for Thelma Catherine. She just goes by T.C. 317 00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:01,277 To T.C. 318 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,612 Love, 319 00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:06,991 Inez Stuart. 320 00:18:07,325 --> 00:18:08,618 There you are. 321 00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:13,039 Well, I finally got... 322 00:18:13,122 --> 00:18:14,916 I mean, my sister's gonna go crazy... 323 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:18,961 when she finds out that I have gotten the autograph of Inez Stuart. 324 00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:20,296 T.C.! 325 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:28,221 We sometimes both go by T.C. It gets confusing on birthday presents. 326 00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:30,640 I can imagine. 327 00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:34,685 Bye. 328 00:18:36,395 --> 00:18:38,064 What the hell do you want? 329 00:18:38,189 --> 00:18:40,441 You made me look stupid in front of the Inez Stuart. 330 00:18:40,525 --> 00:18:42,026 Just forget the dancer, will you, 331 00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:44,362 and help me find that old Lady Warrington-Stout broad. 332 00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,280 The one with all the diamonds. 333 00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:48,699 I've been looking all over the joint for her and I can't find her. 334 00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:51,160 That's okay, that's okay. I've been keeping an eye on her. 335 00:18:51,244 --> 00:18:53,079 She's right over there. 336 00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:55,248 That's her? 337 00:18:57,083 --> 00:19:00,044 See, just relax. I'll handle this. 338 00:19:04,382 --> 00:19:06,092 Well, it seems like a very straightforward, 339 00:19:06,175 --> 00:19:07,843 uncomplicated question to me. 340 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:10,680 Yes, and I shall be just as uncomplicated in answering. 341 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:13,641 - Pardon me. Lady Stout? - Yes. 342 00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,560 May I have a word with you in private? 343 00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:17,311 All right. 344 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:20,356 Thank you. 345 00:19:21,524 --> 00:19:23,693 I thought you should know that I'm not a regular guest. 346 00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:26,946 I'm a chief security officer assigned to protect your many valuables. 347 00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:30,866 No, you must be mistaken. You see, I already have my own bodyguard. 348 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:33,411 No, no, no, please. You see, I have a job to do. 349 00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:35,413 This weekend, wherever you go, I go. 350 00:19:35,496 --> 00:19:36,872 Come on. 351 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,875 All right, I'm going to the beach. 352 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,232 Have you been protecting my things? 353 00:20:03,357 --> 00:20:05,276 What? Oh, yeah. 354 00:20:05,484 --> 00:20:07,153 Everything is right here. 355 00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:11,532 Your dress, your diamonds. I'm on the job. 356 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,035 But it kept you from having a swim. 357 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,495 No, I don't have any trunks anyway. 358 00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:21,792 Lady Cynthia, that's not exactly a 1920 bathing suit, is it? 359 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:26,088 Hardly, no. I go along with this Gatsby thing just-- 360 00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:29,717 Yeah, when you've got... What I mean is... 361 00:20:30,051 --> 00:20:33,012 Well, modern bathing suits, a lot more safer. 362 00:20:34,347 --> 00:20:36,182 Gee, I say everything wrong when I... 363 00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:39,268 I get so tongue-tied when I really like somebody. 364 00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:41,312 I think it's refreshing. 365 00:20:42,647 --> 00:20:45,191 - You do? - Mmm-hmm. 366 00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:49,945 We'd better be getting back. 367 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,822 There's something I need to take care of. 368 00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:52,740 What? 369 00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:54,700 It doesn't matter. 370 00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:56,077 Yes, it does. 371 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,745 Lady Cynthia, I-- 372 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,730 Sorry, but you look like a pair of Pat Boone's old shoes. 373 00:21:24,939 --> 00:21:26,691 Would you forget about my hair, all right? 374 00:21:26,774 --> 00:21:29,235 I was trying to make distinguished, white sideburns and I... 375 00:21:29,318 --> 00:21:30,945 Valerie, just buzz Robin! 376 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,865 I did. I explained to him about Higgins and how upset the guests were, 377 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:37,326 but I got the same answer, don't bother him. 378 00:21:37,535 --> 00:21:39,745 - Miss Kane. - What happened to Valerie? 379 00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:42,915 What happened to Robin? Deadlines are not that important to the man! 380 00:21:42,998 --> 00:21:45,376 He has never met one. Now, are you going to open that door open or am I? 381 00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:46,794 It's your neck. 382 00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:52,508 Robin? Robin, no, wait! It's Magnum! He says it's absolutely urgent that... 383 00:21:53,134 --> 00:21:54,677 Robin? 384 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,851 Look, why don't you just leave him a note? 385 00:22:02,685 --> 00:22:04,270 No! Magnum, wait! 386 00:22:04,395 --> 00:22:07,106 He will really get upset if you go in there. Please. 387 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,986 Where in heaven's name have you been, Morgan? 388 00:22:12,236 --> 00:22:15,114 I'm not in the habit of having to search for my dresser. 389 00:22:15,281 --> 00:22:18,534 Your incompetence may very well have made me late for my matinee. 390 00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:21,162 Where is my transportation to the theatre? 391 00:22:21,954 --> 00:22:23,789 Excuse me. 392 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,624 Excuse you. 393 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:30,921 Such beauty may be excused the sins of the ages. 394 00:22:32,173 --> 00:22:34,800 Fearing, this is Valerie Kane. 395 00:22:34,884 --> 00:22:38,137 - Valerie, this is Fearing Pangborn. - Sir Fearing Pangborn. 396 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:41,557 Sir Fearing Pangborn, the world's greatest tragedian. 397 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,684 On continuous tour. 398 00:22:43,809 --> 00:22:46,395 Come, lovely creature and sit with me on the couch. 399 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:50,399 I shall grant you the interview that I know your readers crave. 400 00:22:50,649 --> 00:22:52,902 Oh, no, I'm not a reporter. 401 00:22:53,611 --> 00:22:58,574 And I am not a great actor. We shall both tell lover's lies. 402 00:22:58,741 --> 00:23:00,034 Fearing. 403 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:02,787 - Yes, Morgan? - It's Magnum! 404 00:23:03,287 --> 00:23:04,997 What's in a name? 405 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,541 Now, my dear, where shall we begin? 406 00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:09,543 I realize it's a difficult question 407 00:23:09,627 --> 00:23:12,630 when confronted with a life as fascinating as mine. 408 00:23:13,214 --> 00:23:16,675 Fearing. You're late for your matinee, remember? 409 00:23:17,718 --> 00:23:19,178 True. 410 00:23:19,261 --> 00:23:23,599 But never fear, my fawning beauty. You shall have your interview. 411 00:23:23,724 --> 00:23:26,685 You'll come to my room after this evening's performance. 412 00:23:26,811 --> 00:23:30,231 We'll talk over dinner late into the night. 413 00:23:30,356 --> 00:23:34,527 Fearing, your taxi's waiting to take you to the theatre. 414 00:23:34,652 --> 00:23:36,904 Your audience is trembling with anticipation. 415 00:23:37,112 --> 00:23:38,697 So am I. 416 00:23:39,949 --> 00:23:44,245 Farewell, my dear, until this evening. 417 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,794 Come to the room with the star on the door. 418 00:23:52,002 --> 00:23:56,549 We'll talk through the night and at the dawn turn as one and say: 419 00:23:56,674 --> 00:23:59,593 "What light through yonder window breaks?" 420 00:24:07,768 --> 00:24:10,688 - Higgins? - No. 421 00:24:10,813 --> 00:24:14,859 Fearing Pangborn in Higgins' body and Robin's smoking jacket. 422 00:24:14,984 --> 00:24:17,194 Look, I'd better go get him to bed before he scares somebody else. 423 00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:18,445 I'll be back. 424 00:24:18,571 --> 00:24:20,239 I hope you'll be around at dinnertime. 425 00:24:20,364 --> 00:24:23,325 I mean, in case the amorous Fearing shows up again. 426 00:24:24,869 --> 00:24:28,914 There you are! Well, call the cops, Mr. Security. 427 00:24:28,998 --> 00:24:32,459 Charlie Chaplin just stole $20,000 from my room! 428 00:24:33,794 --> 00:24:35,546 Atherton, that's not possible. 429 00:24:35,629 --> 00:24:38,132 Rick is here helping me with security this weekend. 430 00:24:38,257 --> 00:24:39,800 Some security. 431 00:24:39,884 --> 00:24:41,719 Well, what were you doing with that kind of cash? 432 00:24:41,802 --> 00:24:44,722 Don't change the subject. Are you gonna call the cops or am I? 433 00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:47,433 - Yoo-hoo, Nolan. - Where have you been? 434 00:24:47,516 --> 00:24:51,145 Fixing a drink. I didn't think you'd notice. 435 00:24:51,270 --> 00:24:53,272 When was the last time you saw the money? 436 00:24:53,355 --> 00:24:55,482 This morning. $20,000 in $100 bills. 437 00:24:55,649 --> 00:24:57,276 And who else knows the money's missing? 438 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,446 Everybody. You think I'm going to keep quiet about a thing like this? 439 00:25:01,322 --> 00:25:03,032 Your friend took it, all right. 440 00:25:03,115 --> 00:25:05,576 He's been skulking around in the halls with those baggy pants. 441 00:25:05,659 --> 00:25:07,703 Very convenient for hiding all that money. 442 00:25:07,828 --> 00:25:10,539 - Now, call the cops! - Oh, Nolan, please. 443 00:25:10,664 --> 00:25:14,335 You bring them into this, we get the press as well. Just leave it alone. 444 00:25:14,543 --> 00:25:16,795 You were gonna give the money away, anyway. 445 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,256 Don't you think a check would have been simpler 446 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:21,133 for your donation this weekend? 447 00:25:21,717 --> 00:25:24,595 Oh, well, you see, Scott and Zelda liked dealing in cash, so we thought-- 448 00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:26,555 Look, never mind all that. 449 00:25:26,639 --> 00:25:29,600 - Your security man took it! - No, I didn't! 450 00:25:29,683 --> 00:25:31,018 Hey, tell him to back off! 451 00:25:31,185 --> 00:25:33,604 Here's your little sneak thief. I found him in Lady Cynthia's room. 452 00:25:33,729 --> 00:25:35,814 He's accusing me of stealing $20,000! Now, tell him who I am. 453 00:25:35,898 --> 00:25:38,233 I know who you are. What I don't know is what you're doing in Lady Cynthia's-- 454 00:25:38,317 --> 00:25:40,736 Archer, that's enough! Rick'll explain what he was doing in her room 455 00:25:40,819 --> 00:25:42,988 when you explain why you were following her around. 456 00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:45,991 I'm her private bodyguard. She'll verify it, when we find her. 457 00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:47,868 Some bodyguard. Thomas, I don't know where she is. 458 00:25:47,993 --> 00:25:50,204 I went in her room to check on her and this wild man here 459 00:25:50,357 --> 00:25:52,873 jumps with some stupid crack about me stealing $20,000. 460 00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,458 Yeah, my money! Where is it? 461 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:57,252 Look, if you really are her security man, why aren't you doing your job? 462 00:25:57,461 --> 00:26:00,089 She was never out of my sight until she went into her room. 463 00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:02,758 This drooling Chaplin seemed harmless enough. 464 00:26:02,841 --> 00:26:05,594 - Now, just a minute-- - Rick, Rick. Come on. 465 00:26:05,678 --> 00:26:08,138 She's probably upstairs in the bathroom or something. 466 00:26:08,263 --> 00:26:10,391 Waste your time if you like. I'm gonna check the grounds. 467 00:26:10,474 --> 00:26:13,143 Now, hold on, the lady can wait! What about my money? 468 00:26:15,354 --> 00:26:17,773 "O ill-starr'd wench! 469 00:26:17,898 --> 00:26:19,942 Pale as thy smock! 470 00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:22,861 When we shall meet at compt 471 00:26:23,445 --> 00:26:28,325 This look of thine will hurl my soul from heaven 472 00:26:28,492 --> 00:26:30,869 and fiends will snatch at it" 473 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,540 Fearing, what are you doing? You have a matinee, remember? 474 00:26:34,623 --> 00:26:38,419 I am doing the matinee, you fool. Now, go away, Morgan. 475 00:26:38,669 --> 00:26:41,964 - Fearing, no. You're not in-- - Please. 476 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:47,803 "Cold, cold, my girl! Even like thy chastity 477 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:51,932 O! cursed slave 478 00:26:52,016 --> 00:26:55,811 Whip me, ye devils from the possession of this heavenly sight! 479 00:26:55,894 --> 00:26:57,646 Blow me about in winds! 480 00:26:57,730 --> 00:26:59,606 Roast me in sulphur! 481 00:26:59,773 --> 00:27:03,819 Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire! 482 00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:06,113 O Desdemona! 483 00:27:06,196 --> 00:27:08,741 Desdemona! Dead! 484 00:27:08,824 --> 00:27:13,954 Oh! Oh! Oh! 485 00:27:14,204 --> 00:27:17,041 An honorable murderer, if you will 486 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,418 For nought I did in hate 487 00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:21,879 but all in honor" 488 00:27:30,054 --> 00:27:31,555 Okay, come on, folks, 489 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,766 please give us some room. Come on. 490 00:27:34,892 --> 00:27:36,518 No deals, Magnum. 491 00:27:36,602 --> 00:27:38,645 Come on, Lieutenant. We're talking about Higgins. 492 00:27:38,729 --> 00:27:40,731 Do you honestly think he's capable of murder? 493 00:27:40,814 --> 00:27:43,609 Somebody's trying to set him up. I just need some time to figure out who. 494 00:27:43,692 --> 00:27:45,152 I can't. 495 00:27:45,944 --> 00:27:47,488 So long, Magnum. 496 00:27:47,571 --> 00:27:51,158 Reports to file and I haven't slept in nearly two days. 497 00:27:51,241 --> 00:27:53,494 Me, either. Lieutenant... 498 00:27:53,786 --> 00:27:57,039 How many of those Agatha Christies did you watch? 499 00:27:57,706 --> 00:27:59,708 Five. I missed the first one. 500 00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:01,585 Didn't get out of the office until quiet late. 501 00:28:01,835 --> 00:28:03,128 I've got it. 502 00:28:04,254 --> 00:28:06,173 - Huh? - First one. 503 00:28:06,256 --> 00:28:07,966 I got it on tape. 504 00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:10,052 Here it is. 505 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:14,640 I suppose, I could loan it to you. 506 00:28:17,518 --> 00:28:19,520 They have a machine at the station. 507 00:28:19,728 --> 00:28:23,315 Yeah, but you'll be so busy filling out all those reports. 508 00:28:25,984 --> 00:28:27,903 - Two hours. - Deal! 509 00:28:28,946 --> 00:28:31,615 When I bring this back, I'm bringing a warrant. 510 00:28:31,698 --> 00:28:35,077 In the meantime, my men are posted outside the gates. 511 00:28:35,494 --> 00:28:37,746 And nobody leaves. 512 00:28:38,163 --> 00:28:39,456 Right. 513 00:28:40,499 --> 00:28:43,335 I demand to know why I wasn't allowed to talk to the police. 514 00:28:43,502 --> 00:28:46,463 Archer, he'll be back. He'll take statements from everybody. 515 00:28:46,664 --> 00:28:49,299 I'm warning you, this cover-up for Higgins 516 00:28:49,383 --> 00:28:50,968 will be duly noted to the authorities. 517 00:28:51,218 --> 00:28:52,719 We don't even know yet if it was murder. 518 00:28:52,803 --> 00:28:54,054 There were no marks on the body. 519 00:28:54,304 --> 00:28:55,722 How nice of you to tell me that. 520 00:28:55,806 --> 00:28:58,642 Perhaps you could also tell me why I wasn't allowed to examine the body. 521 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:01,895 I think you should take that up with Lieutenant Tanaka when he comes back. 522 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,230 You bet I will. 523 00:29:03,313 --> 00:29:05,607 I have some interesting things to tell him about your friend Rick, 524 00:29:05,858 --> 00:29:07,943 or have you already informed the police... 525 00:29:08,026 --> 00:29:10,821 that he was found with his hand in the money jar? 526 00:29:11,029 --> 00:29:13,615 I don't have to answer to you. You got a problem, talk to the police. 527 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,617 In the meantime, I have an investigation to run. 528 00:29:16,910 --> 00:29:18,412 Magnum? 529 00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:23,500 - Why wasn't Higgins arrested? - For what? 530 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:26,503 Playing Othello? I told you, they don't actually have a crime yet. 531 00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:29,882 What about Lady Cynthia's missing jewels? 532 00:29:30,132 --> 00:29:32,217 Well, they certainly didn't find them in Higgins' room. 533 00:29:33,051 --> 00:29:37,389 Is there any law against me continuing the search? 534 00:29:37,931 --> 00:29:39,183 No. 535 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:41,768 Thanks. 536 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:06,710 I had to accept the fact that Fearing Pangborn 537 00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:08,545 could have gotten carried away. 538 00:30:08,629 --> 00:30:11,423 But somewhere in all that madness, he was still Higgins 539 00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:13,258 with Higgins' conscience. 540 00:30:13,342 --> 00:30:15,510 A conscience that I was convinced would stop him 541 00:30:15,636 --> 00:30:18,305 short of doing any harm to a defenseless girl. 542 00:30:18,388 --> 00:30:21,225 So if he didn't do it, he was set up. 543 00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:24,978 But by whom? Any suggestions, Miss Marple? 544 00:30:25,062 --> 00:30:27,189 It simply can't be true about the colonel. 545 00:30:27,272 --> 00:30:29,691 I've known him for 45 years. 546 00:30:30,025 --> 00:30:32,653 Are you so shocked that he has enemies? 547 00:30:32,736 --> 00:30:34,905 Frankly, I never thought of such a man 548 00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:36,573 having friend or a foe. 549 00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:38,075 Donald, are you suggesting-- 550 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,451 Suggesting? No, my dear, 551 00:30:39,534 --> 00:30:41,495 I am merely stating a fact that the colonel is 552 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:44,665 deeply resented in certain important circles. 553 00:30:45,165 --> 00:30:48,001 A resentment strong enough to wish him harm? 554 00:30:48,085 --> 00:30:50,045 Perhaps we should change the subject. 555 00:30:50,254 --> 00:30:51,255 No! 556 00:30:51,338 --> 00:30:54,049 Please go on, you think that someone has actually 557 00:30:54,174 --> 00:30:56,927 planned the colonel's downfall? 558 00:30:57,427 --> 00:31:01,098 I think that deep wounds heal very slowly. 559 00:31:01,390 --> 00:31:02,933 More tea? 560 00:31:07,104 --> 00:31:09,648 Thanks guys, let's get some rest. 561 00:31:13,944 --> 00:31:15,320 Thomas. 562 00:31:15,529 --> 00:31:18,282 T.C., I am about to clear the name of Jonathan Quayle Higgins. 563 00:31:18,448 --> 00:31:20,993 That's great. Can you do anything for Fearing Pangborn? 564 00:31:21,201 --> 00:31:24,413 "...but were I Brutus and Brutus Antony, 565 00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:28,125 there were an Antony would ruffle up your spirits, 566 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:31,670 and put a tongue in every wound of Caesar, 567 00:31:31,753 --> 00:31:34,589 that should move the stones of Rome, 568 00:31:34,673 --> 00:31:37,551 to rise and mutiny" 569 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:39,303 Isn't there something you can do about this? 570 00:31:39,511 --> 00:31:41,388 The man is acting as if nothing has happened. 571 00:31:41,471 --> 00:31:43,432 We'll take care of it, Miss Stuart. 572 00:31:43,515 --> 00:31:45,183 Come on, Magnum. 573 00:31:48,603 --> 00:31:51,189 Fearing, you have to stop. 574 00:31:51,273 --> 00:31:53,400 Morgan, please. 575 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:56,528 - For my encore selection... - Fearing! 576 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:59,072 ...the role of Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 1! 577 00:31:59,197 --> 00:32:00,866 Fearing! 578 00:32:01,199 --> 00:32:02,868 We've got to get him back to his room. 579 00:32:02,951 --> 00:32:06,663 "Is this a dagger which I see before me?" 580 00:32:17,049 --> 00:32:18,550 Critics. 581 00:32:39,988 --> 00:32:41,323 Hi! 582 00:32:43,784 --> 00:32:45,744 You're not even breathing hard. 583 00:32:45,994 --> 00:32:47,329 No. 584 00:32:48,246 --> 00:32:52,626 Oh, I'm sorry, do you generally provoke that response in women? 585 00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,586 - Let me see your legs. - Let you what? 586 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,922 Just stick them out there, where I can see them. 587 00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:06,014 You really do miss that funny little lady with the support stockings, don't you? 588 00:33:10,227 --> 00:33:14,564 Somebody in a Chaplin outfit just tried to kill Higgins. 589 00:33:15,273 --> 00:33:18,777 Valerie, I think it's time you told me what you were doing here. 590 00:33:19,611 --> 00:33:21,613 I'm working for Robin. 591 00:33:21,905 --> 00:33:23,615 Well, suppose we ask him that. 592 00:33:23,865 --> 00:33:28,203 Magnum, I'm sorry, he left. I don't know what's gotten into him. 593 00:33:28,370 --> 00:33:31,665 He said he was going to the library. Research. 594 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,959 - I didn't believe it, but-- - I don't either. 595 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:35,252 What? 596 00:33:40,382 --> 00:33:42,175 If you knew anything about Robin, 597 00:33:42,259 --> 00:33:44,052 you'd know that he never does research. 598 00:33:44,386 --> 00:33:46,179 He was never here. 599 00:33:47,681 --> 00:33:52,185 I've never met the man, not even by telephone. 600 00:33:55,923 --> 00:33:59,109 All right, so I told a couple of little white lies. 601 00:33:59,192 --> 00:34:00,986 It doesn't make me a murderer. 602 00:34:01,278 --> 00:34:02,904 Look, I know you're not going to believe me, 603 00:34:02,988 --> 00:34:04,823 but I was going to tell you the truth. 604 00:34:04,948 --> 00:34:07,117 Okay, not at first, but after I got to know you, 605 00:34:07,192 --> 00:34:09,361 I started feeling like a creep. 606 00:34:09,578 --> 00:34:12,122 I decided that as soon as I got out of here with my scoop, 607 00:34:12,205 --> 00:34:14,624 I was gonna call you up and I was gonna tell you the whole truth. 608 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:18,003 You really expect me to believe you went to all that trouble just to get a job? 609 00:34:18,211 --> 00:34:21,256 It wasn't just the job! It was a scoop! 610 00:34:21,381 --> 00:34:24,426 Robin Masters' annual Great Gatsby Gala 611 00:34:24,509 --> 00:34:27,262 with all the gossip and intrigue that goes along with it. 612 00:34:27,345 --> 00:34:29,514 It may sound dumb to you, but the National Intruder said 613 00:34:29,598 --> 00:34:33,518 that if I got any gory details, they'd give me a staff job. 614 00:34:36,121 --> 00:34:38,982 What else have you done that you haven't told me about? 615 00:34:42,903 --> 00:34:45,405 I was guarding Higgins' door, somebody hit me from behind. 616 00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:47,824 - What? - Well, it wasn't me. 617 00:34:48,116 --> 00:34:49,576 Can I please just leave? 618 00:34:49,784 --> 00:34:52,829 No, I'm afraid not. Right now, you're a prime murder suspect. 619 00:34:52,913 --> 00:34:56,958 - You attacked Cindy? - No! You can't keep me here. 620 00:34:57,209 --> 00:35:00,337 Well, you try and leave, you'll have to get past Lieutenant Tanaka's men. 621 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:02,422 I don't know what happened to Higgins. 622 00:35:04,508 --> 00:35:05,634 Thomas. 623 00:35:05,759 --> 00:35:08,929 Morgan, what is the meaning of this? 624 00:35:09,012 --> 00:35:11,973 I went in to take my customary after matinee bath 625 00:35:12,057 --> 00:35:14,351 and the WC appeared to be leaking. 626 00:35:14,434 --> 00:35:17,562 Naturally, I couldn't find you anywhere, as usual. 627 00:35:17,646 --> 00:35:20,941 So, I opened the lid of the tank and discovered this. 628 00:35:21,024 --> 00:35:22,567 I figured you should know. 629 00:35:23,485 --> 00:35:24,736 Higgins. 630 00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:27,781 Will you kindly tell me what all this money and jewelry 631 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,449 is doing in my bathroom? 632 00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:31,576 Why don't you tell us all? 633 00:35:36,414 --> 00:35:38,625 I figured I still had about a half an hour 634 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:41,711 before Tanaka returned with a warrant for Higgins' arrest. 635 00:35:41,795 --> 00:35:43,922 I could only hope that, that would be enough time 636 00:35:44,005 --> 00:35:47,259 to find the clue to the "old wound that was healing slowly." 637 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:50,595 You better do something fast. A lot of people want to get out of here. 638 00:35:51,179 --> 00:35:53,515 Did you know that 11 639 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,018 of the people here this weekend have been here before? 640 00:35:57,102 --> 00:35:59,271 Well, Thomas, that's real interesting, except that this 641 00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:01,940 isn't exactly the best time to be gathering trivia. 642 00:36:02,023 --> 00:36:03,608 You think one of them has a motive? 643 00:36:03,692 --> 00:36:05,777 A handful of them have had run-ins with Higgins. 644 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:08,697 The colonel is deeply resented in high places. 645 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,990 Who's the colonel? 646 00:36:10,073 --> 00:36:12,075 This guest register that Higgins made notes in 647 00:36:12,158 --> 00:36:13,868 just might contain the clue to clear him. 648 00:36:13,952 --> 00:36:15,328 Magnum? 649 00:36:16,746 --> 00:36:18,498 What are you doing? Why are you at the desk? 650 00:36:18,582 --> 00:36:21,543 Nothing, I'm just looking for something I misplaced. 651 00:36:22,419 --> 00:36:26,047 Yes, well, perhaps if you tell me what it is, I can... 652 00:36:28,508 --> 00:36:30,343 What on earth are these? 653 00:36:30,510 --> 00:36:33,263 Oh, those are just some invitations I collected from the guests. 654 00:36:33,388 --> 00:36:34,973 I didn't know what to do with them, so I put them-- 655 00:36:35,056 --> 00:36:37,309 You couldn't possibly have collected these. 656 00:36:39,185 --> 00:36:41,396 They're over 10 years old. 657 00:36:44,399 --> 00:36:47,110 How odd! They have today's date on them. 658 00:36:50,530 --> 00:36:53,658 Could I possibly have made such a mistake? 659 00:36:55,076 --> 00:36:58,622 No, I threw away all of the Jamison stock years ago. 660 00:36:58,747 --> 00:36:59,914 Jamison? 661 00:36:59,998 --> 00:37:02,667 My predecessor, Lowell Xavier Jamison. 662 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,712 You see? Jamison's initials, L.X.J. 663 00:37:05,795 --> 00:37:08,381 The current ones, of course, have my initials on them. 664 00:37:08,465 --> 00:37:10,967 This guy, Jamison, what do you know about him? 665 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:12,969 Well, I never actually met the man. 666 00:37:13,053 --> 00:37:16,097 If it's important to you, perhaps you should speak to Mr. Masters about him. 667 00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:19,684 Well, that's great. We all we know he's somewhere in Greece. 668 00:37:19,893 --> 00:37:21,811 Yes, at the Kastellian Resort on Crete. 669 00:37:22,102 --> 00:37:24,189 You know where he is? 670 00:37:24,439 --> 00:37:25,774 Well, of course. 671 00:37:25,857 --> 00:37:29,402 Well, I suggest you call him. Now! Please! 672 00:37:32,322 --> 00:37:34,115 Too late, Magnum. 673 00:37:34,783 --> 00:37:36,910 - Your time is up. - Lieutenant. 674 00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:42,457 Did you ever hear about the case of the Red Faced Thespian? 675 00:37:47,671 --> 00:37:49,631 Well, I suppose 676 00:37:49,881 --> 00:37:52,384 you're wondering why I asked you all here? 677 00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:58,181 Everyone here in this room knows 678 00:37:58,306 --> 00:38:00,016 that a murder was committed here this weekend. 679 00:38:00,266 --> 00:38:02,811 One of you knows who did it. 680 00:38:04,688 --> 00:38:06,106 Let's call this caper, 681 00:38:06,606 --> 00:38:09,567 "The Case of the Red Faced Thespian." 682 00:38:10,108 --> 00:38:12,946 I can't believe you're treating Lady Cynthia's death 683 00:38:13,071 --> 00:38:14,739 in this ridiculous fashion. 684 00:38:14,864 --> 00:38:17,075 Lieutenant, I want to make a statement of the events 685 00:38:17,158 --> 00:38:19,327 that have transpired over these last few hours. 686 00:38:19,411 --> 00:38:22,414 - Let's hear him out. - Thank you. 687 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:29,546 Lieutenant Tanaka is here to arrest Higgins for the murder 688 00:38:29,629 --> 00:38:32,632 of Lady Cynthia Warrington-Stout. But... 689 00:38:33,216 --> 00:38:36,094 is it possible that someone else is involved? 690 00:38:36,177 --> 00:38:39,639 Someone who might have sent those revised invitations, 691 00:38:39,764 --> 00:38:41,850 might have stolen the money and the diamonds, 692 00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:45,854 might even... have gone as far as murder, 693 00:38:47,272 --> 00:38:50,483 just to make Higgins look incompetent, 694 00:38:51,401 --> 00:38:54,821 appear guilty, and thus become 695 00:38:55,238 --> 00:38:56,698 the Red Faced Thespian? 696 00:38:56,823 --> 00:38:58,491 We shall soon find out. 697 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,326 I certainly hope so. 698 00:39:00,577 --> 00:39:03,037 Oh, come on. What possible motive could anybody-- 699 00:39:03,246 --> 00:39:04,748 Revenge, Nolan. 700 00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:07,625 You should understand that, right? 701 00:39:10,754 --> 00:39:12,464 This is the... 702 00:39:12,756 --> 00:39:15,383 Robin's Nest guest register. 703 00:39:15,508 --> 00:39:19,304 All the names of people invited here, over the last 10 years 704 00:39:19,387 --> 00:39:23,558 with little personal notations made after some of the names. 705 00:39:23,641 --> 00:39:26,478 The notations of Jonathan Quayle Higgins. 706 00:39:26,644 --> 00:39:30,857 See, he knew which of the guests might have reason to dislike him and why. 707 00:39:30,982 --> 00:39:34,819 Remember, old wounds heal slowly. 708 00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:36,613 I was never even invited. 709 00:39:36,696 --> 00:39:39,657 Precisely, Valerie, you're not even in the book. 710 00:39:39,783 --> 00:39:44,078 No visible motive unless I must conclude that although she is undoubtedly 711 00:39:44,204 --> 00:39:47,353 guilty of a few character assassinations in print, 712 00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,793 Valerie is probably no murderer. 713 00:39:51,419 --> 00:39:53,797 This is absurd. If you think I'm going to stay here-- 714 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,715 Inez Stuart, on the other hand... 715 00:39:58,802 --> 00:40:02,096 All right. So I've been here a few times, 716 00:40:02,472 --> 00:40:04,808 probably written up in that stupid book. 717 00:40:05,016 --> 00:40:06,851 Let's see, the motive. 718 00:40:07,101 --> 00:40:09,270 Yes, I had a grudge against Higgins! 719 00:40:13,858 --> 00:40:17,737 When the film version of Babes in Babylon was made, 720 00:40:18,655 --> 00:40:22,784 I begged Robin to let me play the part of the tempestuous dancer. 721 00:40:23,785 --> 00:40:26,454 But he said I was wrong for the part. 722 00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:30,500 So, I went to Higgins with a plan to 723 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:33,962 trick Robin to letting me play the part. 724 00:40:34,337 --> 00:40:36,089 He refused. 725 00:40:36,256 --> 00:40:39,717 That movie would have meant my triumphant comeback. 726 00:40:41,427 --> 00:40:43,930 You're damn right. I owe that butler one! 727 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,975 - But not murder. - You're right. 728 00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:49,352 On hearing a recap of the incident, 729 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:53,940 would we really call this an old wound healing slowly? 730 00:40:54,274 --> 00:40:55,400 Let's see. 731 00:40:55,483 --> 00:40:58,653 That brings us to... 732 00:41:04,826 --> 00:41:07,161 You're not going to bring up that ridiculous nonsense 733 00:41:07,245 --> 00:41:09,372 about the slander suit, are you? 734 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:13,751 Higgins writes that Robin made some 735 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:19,465 unfortunate public comments about the quality of your writing 736 00:41:19,632 --> 00:41:21,926 and about the state of your marriage to Marge. 737 00:41:22,010 --> 00:41:25,305 - So I filed a slander suit. - Which you had to drop. 738 00:41:25,763 --> 00:41:29,058 Because Higgins could verify that you had been here at the estate 739 00:41:29,142 --> 00:41:32,729 on a number of occasions with your protégés. 740 00:41:33,730 --> 00:41:35,565 Clearly a motive for revenge. 741 00:41:35,773 --> 00:41:39,027 Revenge, perhaps. Murder, hardly. 742 00:41:39,903 --> 00:41:42,655 This is getting a little tedious, Magnum. 743 00:41:44,115 --> 00:41:46,910 Then there is the question 744 00:41:47,994 --> 00:41:50,413 of Theodore Calvin. 745 00:41:51,539 --> 00:41:52,624 Huh? 746 00:41:52,707 --> 00:41:56,169 Admit it, T.C., you've never really gotten along with Higgins. 747 00:41:56,294 --> 00:41:58,171 You're right, man, he's really flipped out. 748 00:41:58,296 --> 00:42:00,590 Just go along with it, I'm short of suspects. 749 00:42:00,965 --> 00:42:04,636 I won't have you desecrate Lady Cynthia's memory like this. 750 00:42:05,053 --> 00:42:08,264 At last, we hear from Jamison. 751 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:13,561 Lowell Xavier Jamison, dismissed by Robin in 1972? 752 00:42:14,479 --> 00:42:19,359 And replaced by the totally incompetent Jonathan Quayle Higgins. 753 00:42:21,903 --> 00:42:23,780 When did you find out? 754 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:26,741 About you being Jamison? Oh, just now, for sure. 755 00:42:26,824 --> 00:42:29,994 But I talked to Robin on the phone about an hour ago and he 756 00:42:30,078 --> 00:42:32,372 filled me in on your general appearance 757 00:42:32,497 --> 00:42:35,249 and of your contempt for him and Higgins. 758 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:38,461 He said he lost track of you about six years ago, 759 00:42:38,711 --> 00:42:42,840 around the same time you went to work for Lady Cynthia as Archer Hayes. 760 00:42:44,384 --> 00:42:48,513 Yes, I wanted to make Higgins look bad. 761 00:42:48,596 --> 00:42:50,098 I admit that. 762 00:42:50,390 --> 00:42:53,476 I stole the money and the jewels. 763 00:42:54,811 --> 00:42:56,688 But I didn't kill her. 764 00:43:00,191 --> 00:43:04,445 I sneaked into Higgins' bathroom to plant the jewels. 765 00:43:04,696 --> 00:43:07,156 I heard a noise in the bedroom, a scuffle. 766 00:43:07,657 --> 00:43:12,036 I thought someone was on to me, so I waited till I thought they were gone. 767 00:43:12,662 --> 00:43:14,706 And when I came out, 768 00:43:15,623 --> 00:43:17,000 there she was... 769 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,712 lifeless on the bed. 770 00:43:22,088 --> 00:43:25,591 But I didn't kill her. I didn't. 771 00:43:26,175 --> 00:43:27,844 Of course, you didn't. 772 00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:31,139 You could never have done that. 773 00:43:31,347 --> 00:43:32,473 No! 774 00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,643 Which brings us... 775 00:43:36,602 --> 00:43:38,187 to Marge. 776 00:43:38,312 --> 00:43:39,397 Old wounds? 777 00:43:39,647 --> 00:43:42,066 You can't be alive! 778 00:43:42,442 --> 00:43:43,735 You can't. 779 00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:47,321 She and Nolan were having an affair! 780 00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:48,990 No, we weren't. 781 00:43:49,198 --> 00:43:51,492 I admit he propositioned me, but I wasn't going to accept. 782 00:43:52,243 --> 00:43:54,454 I don't believe you. 783 00:43:54,746 --> 00:43:57,081 I was resting before confronting him 784 00:43:57,248 --> 00:43:59,584 when I realized someone was in my room. 785 00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:04,797 I opened my eyes slightly and I saw someone in a Chaplin outfit slipping out. 786 00:44:05,048 --> 00:44:07,091 That was me, with your diamonds. 787 00:44:07,175 --> 00:44:08,718 I was curious. 788 00:44:08,801 --> 00:44:12,305 So I followed him to Higgins' room, but before I could find out who it was, 789 00:44:12,430 --> 00:44:14,724 someone hit me over the head with something. 790 00:44:14,807 --> 00:44:16,934 That would be Marge. See, 791 00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:18,936 the way I figure it, 792 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:23,066 Marge saw Cynthia and Nolan together, followed Cynthia to her room, 793 00:44:23,274 --> 00:44:25,234 but had to wait to attack her 794 00:44:25,359 --> 00:44:27,445 because Archer was dressed in a Charlie Chaplin outfit-- 795 00:44:27,528 --> 00:44:28,821 Magnum. 796 00:44:28,905 --> 00:44:30,656 Wait. No, this all makes sense, see. 797 00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:32,366 Archer came out of Cynthia's room, 798 00:44:32,492 --> 00:44:36,287 Cynthia followed Archer, Marge followed Cynthia and hit her over the head. 799 00:44:36,537 --> 00:44:39,207 Who threw the dagger? Archer. Jamison. 800 00:44:39,457 --> 00:44:41,584 I was certain that Higgins had killed Cynthia 801 00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,628 and I knew you'd cover up for him. I was desperate. 802 00:44:43,836 --> 00:44:46,255 - I couldn't let him get away with it! - That's attempted murder. 803 00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:47,840 So is this! 804 00:44:47,924 --> 00:44:50,343 Marge, you're not going to pull a gun. How trite. 805 00:44:52,553 --> 00:44:54,180 I can't take it! 806 00:44:54,764 --> 00:44:56,307 I can't take it! 807 00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:58,351 You don't know what it's like to be lied to. 808 00:44:58,559 --> 00:44:59,936 This is great! 809 00:45:00,144 --> 00:45:03,397 - To be humiliated, to be-- - "Or not to be, 810 00:45:03,523 --> 00:45:05,233 That is the question" 811 00:45:05,358 --> 00:45:07,652 A drama in progress. How delightful. 812 00:45:07,944 --> 00:45:09,320 Higgins, get down! 813 00:45:09,821 --> 00:45:13,616 "All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players" 814 00:45:24,293 --> 00:45:26,629 Oh, my God! 815 00:45:29,882 --> 00:45:31,509 Okay, I admit, 816 00:45:31,592 --> 00:45:35,179 it was fun just once to do it like Miss Marple. 817 00:45:35,263 --> 00:45:38,177 Marge Atherton and Archer Hayes were taken into custody. 818 00:45:38,258 --> 00:45:40,268 Valerie decided to save her big scoop 819 00:45:40,393 --> 00:45:42,436 for that novel she always wanted to write. 820 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,231 The other guests all went home, and Higgins... 821 00:45:45,606 --> 00:45:47,817 went back to being Higgins, 822 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,277 for good. 823 00:45:52,572 --> 00:45:53,990 Higgins. 824 00:46:04,834 --> 00:46:07,628 Higgins, what are you doing? 825 00:46:07,753 --> 00:46:09,630 This is how you got hurt in the first place. 826 00:46:09,714 --> 00:46:12,175 - Magnum, please. The mongeese - Mongooses. 827 00:46:12,258 --> 00:46:14,594 Mongooses are still here. 828 00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,471 And besides, I never make the same mistake twice. 829 00:46:17,555 --> 00:46:20,975 I'm quite fine now, completely recovered. 830 00:46:21,225 --> 00:46:24,645 Well, just don't do any more of those doubles, okay? 831 00:46:28,441 --> 00:46:29,942 Higgins... 832 00:46:30,651 --> 00:46:34,530 did you ever consider becoming an actor? 833 00:46:36,782 --> 00:46:38,659 My God, no. 834 00:46:39,869 --> 00:46:41,996 What a ridiculous idea. 835 00:46:44,290 --> 00:46:46,584 There was, however, one time. 836 00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:47,752 Yes? 837 00:46:49,212 --> 00:46:51,797 A play at Eton when I was 16. 838 00:46:52,006 --> 00:46:55,927 Well, the boy who was playing the leading role got sick at the last minute and I, 839 00:46:56,052 --> 00:46:59,096 famous for my memory, was asked to take the part. 840 00:46:59,472 --> 00:47:01,182 Shakespeare, by any chance? 841 00:47:02,683 --> 00:47:04,143 Hamlet. 842 00:47:05,019 --> 00:47:07,688 Such applause, such adulation. 843 00:47:10,399 --> 00:47:12,693 For some reason, the other boys at the school 844 00:47:12,777 --> 00:47:14,403 never seemed to like me very much. 845 00:47:14,695 --> 00:47:19,116 But that night, for the first time, perhaps the only time, 846 00:47:19,492 --> 00:47:21,911 I felt that they really... 847 00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:30,795 But you must find my stories very tedious, Morgan. 848 00:47:35,424 --> 00:47:38,052 "O villain, villain... 849 00:47:39,053 --> 00:47:42,932 smiling, damned villain!"